I want Capaldi’s doc to be ANGRY and GRUMPY and SRS BUSINESS
but I want a seriously flamboyant costume going on; like, Colin Baker levels of fabulous.
Like a fluttery cloak or a hussar jacket or a kILT OR A GOD DAMN PONCHO TYPE MALARCHY
So you want an angry bird of paradise basically?
#The one and only phone sex operator
i hate peeling oranges because my hands always end up sticky and smelling like ive violently fingered a satsuma its so gross
how would one finger a satsuma…
you can finger anything if u try hard enough
I don’t even know what half of this food is supposed to be but I don’t fucking care, I want it. look at how fucking delicious everything looks. if you dare to even say looking at this doesn’t make you hungry, I know you’re a lying little piece of shit.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE PARENTS IN SPIRITED AWAY WERE EVEN EATING BUT I HAVE WANTED TO EAT THAT SHIT FOR YEARS I DON’T GIVE ANY FUCKS IF I TURN INTO PIG GIVE ME THAT FOOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIHIRO’S DAD EATING SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE.
#you know what #i think Arthur was only so incredulous about this accusation #and so generally clueless about Merlin’s magic #because he was raised to believe that sorcerers were supposed to be these big bad strong evil people #like monsters#but then there’s this witch hunter pointing at Merlin #and Arthur can’t believe what he’s hearing because Merlin is the opposite of evil #Merlin is good and a crybaby and only tiny #and people always say OMG ARTHUR U SO DUMB #but i think there’s a lot of willful ignorance here #because he thinks magic is the greatest evil and Merlin is the greatest good #and those two things can’t coincide for him #they can’t because Arthur put Merlin on a pedestal #(like people in love always do) #and he was completely unwilling to take Merlin off it EVEN AFTER MERLIN CONFESSED HIS MAGIC (via dragqueenmerlin)
I blew into this world on a leaf. I’m still blowing. I don’t think I’ll ever land. I’m Clara Oswald. I’m the impossible girl. I was born to save the Doctor.
God damn it Misha
This is the best thing ever.